Scott’s Blog Experience

So a friend mentioned to me the other day that on December 21st, 2012 is doomsday. I said “Really”? “How do you know that?. She explained that the Mayans had a very precise understanding of our solar system’s cycles and believed that these cycles coincided with our spiritual and collective consciousness. The most significant of which has much to do with the 2012 prophecies. The Mayans prophesied that from 1999 we have 13 years to realize the changes in our conscious attitude to stray from the path of self-destruction and instead move onto a path that opens our consciousness to integrate us with all that exists. I was like “Whoa”!

So, having said that, the thought came to me; Wow, just four years. Should I be good and behave in an adult, caring, loving way in the next four years? Should I pray and ask for forgiveness? Which really wouldn’t be a bad idea, it’s gonna take at least four years to get through all the things I have done in the last 25 years anway. Or should I be really bad, because lets face it, bad is more fun? Well, at least its more fun in moderation. Wait, there would be no “moderation”. Damn, now I’m confused. Should I do what’s right, and help others? Or should I bitch slap someone because they don’t know when to use their Turn Signal? (Which is a whole other blog post). What to do? What to do? Four years isn’t alot of time. Should I make my “Bucket List”? All the things I’ve always wanted to do? Gosh, I certainly hope I can get my damn house fixed before the world ends. I’d be really pissed since I spent the whole day yesterday hanging dry wall. I’ve only been working on this money pit for 3 years now, and the thought of it being destroyed in a huge hellish ball of fire erks me. I mean, I could blow the rest of it off today, and bitch slap one of my Tenants for….something.

I keep hearing that song of Frank Sinatra in my head. “It was a Very Good Year”. Had he known 2012 would be the end of time, I wonder if he would have added THAT year to his song?

I wonder if that means I have to pay Property Taxes for 2012 in 2011? Does that mean I get a reassesment since my property wont be worth much after Doomsday. Talk about a weak economy. I’m not a Economist, but I’m thinking spending will be really huge in 2011 and be really bad in 2012. Will the Republicans blame Obama for bringing the end of the world to our feet? I mean, it will be on his watch. Sorry Dems.

I really hope the Cubs can win the World Series by then. Geeeez! Wouldn’t that be great, they win in October of 2012, then in December, BOOM! World Ends. Us Cubs fans would have the last laugh because there would be NO WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR! HA!!!

Anywhoo, much to think about. Or not think about. Much to do, or maybe NOT do. Ok, this sucks, 2012 confuses me. Mmmmm! Denial has worked for me before. Ok thats IT!!! I’m in Denial until December 20, 2012.