Scott’s Blog Experience

As we vote for our next President. We must carefully consider each issue with scrutiny and vigor to balance each of the Candidates policies. That is why I cannot vote for Barrack Obama. The issue of baggy pants haunts me. I cannot vote for a guy who doesn’t think “baggy pants” should not be outlawed. Forget about taxes, economy, energy, Binden, Palin, Joe the Plumber, Wall Street, to Bail or Not to Bail, those are all irrelevent to my issue of guys wearing baggy pants.

Here is my attitude: I think people passing a law against people wearing saggy pants is a waste of time. Obama said in an MTV interview

NOOOO it should be a law damn it! Have you seen these kids wearing thier pants down to thier ankles? Have you? This is the biggest threat to our democracy today. Baggy pants are a window into the abyss. I’m not even talking about the boxers I have to look at when I’m behind one of these “baggy pants” kids. I would never wear baggy pants, who want’s to see my Sponge Bob Square Pants Boxers anyway? I have the right to walk in a store, or on the street without seeing crack. OH, and what about the guys that wear BRIEFS? That’s even worse. At least the Boxers have a design on them most of the time.

We have a choice. We cannot vote for a President that doesn’t want strong legislation against “Baggy Pants” wearers. Pants must fit. They must fit to the point where crack, boxers, briefs, and the boxer brief combo cannot be seen by me. I will be the judge. I will serve my Country. HEY! this includes you to Joe the Plumber. I am a bi-partison baggy pants wearer violator. We’ve seen way to much Plumber crack over the years. We want Joe “the pants fit” plumber. Oh, women shouldn’t be allowed to wear jeans that do the opposite. For the love of god woman, your jeans are to tight and it’s hanging over all over the place. Tuck it in.

My name is Scott Janz, and I approve of this add.