Scott’s Blog Experience

LOS ANGELES — For someone who has been around for 82 years, Hugh Hefner is in better shape than most men half his age — but it seems all those years of exerting youthful energy behind closed doors is starting to take its toll.

“I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the ’80s,” Hefner said. “Too much time in bed rustling around with friends,” he said with a laugh

“Rustling around with friends”? Does anyone even feel sorry for this guy? I have aches and pains in my lower back but I’m certainly not “rustling” around. Who “rustles” around with friends like that anyway? He should have used the word “Romping” around. I can see how “romping around” could cause lower back pain spasms. But “rustling”, don’t think so. Can you aquire pain from romping around? I think Hugh mis-spoke. (I don’t even think mis-spoke is a word either)

Let me do a quick inventory of my pains. My Tenants are a pain in the neck, trying to collect rent from them is a pain in my ass, but I think thats about it. No pain from rustling. If I had pain from rustling, would that even be good? I rustle with my Cat sometimes, but I don’t think that counts. Cattle Ranchers rustle. If anyone would know about rustling it would be them. Aren’t they professional rustlers? are they in pain from rustling? Rustling Cattle, has got to be harder that rustling with friends.

I don’t know Hugh, your claim to have pain from “rustling” around with friends is pretty lame. You should give your entire empire to me so I can “rustle” around with your friends. I need further investigation. Maybe your pain is from reaching behind you to open up your wallet from all the Gold Digging Bunnies that has your back all twisted up? Now that pain I can relate to.

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