If the World Would Just Listen to Me!
January 7th, 2008
When I saw Hillary Clinton getting emotional yesterday, (as she sees her Presidential hopes drifting farther and farther away) I am reminded of what an emotional break down is. You know, when you don’t get your own way. I myself have often tried to control people, places, and things, only to come to the conclusion: Maybe I’m wrong. Yea, yea, I know, its hard to believe that a genius like myself could be wrong about anything? However, in Hillary’s world, being wrong is not an option. In my world, it’s an everyday occurance.
I have to admitt that maybe, just maybe I might have been wrong about the Clinton machine when I posted this blog. I’m still not 100 percent convinced Hillary won’t still be the nominee. So, here is a special note to Hillary so she can start feeling better about herself…and make me right.
1) Daily Affirmations: Look in the mirror and say “I’m smart enough, I’m good enough, and dog gonnit, people like me”.
2) Divorce your Husband and watch the poll numbers rise.
3) Go Jeff Gillooly on Obama’s Ass. (Wikipedia: Striking your opponent in the shin to prevent competition. As in the Nancy Kerrigan “incident”.
4) Go visit Britney Spears in the psych ward, your problems won’t seem as bad.
5) Announce you are going thru “the change” and if people in this country think Pakistan is ready to explode, they haven’t seen nothin yet, and you are trigger happy.
6) Steal John Edwards comb. He will freakin freakout…and you’ll have a good chuckle. Oh yea, video it on your cell phone, then upload it onto YouTube.
7) You know you still want to bitch slap Monica Lewinski. Now is your chance to do it. Oh yea, video it on your cell phone, then upload it onto YouTube.
8) Grow a beard in protest of the writers strike, cause like um girl, you need some new writers.
9) Start implementing the “George Kastanza” doctrine. Do everything opposite of what you think you should do.
10) Implement the Dooms Day Option. Sleep with Bill O’Reilly. The Country would go blue screen and then we could all reboot and start over.
Other than that awesome advise, please don’t make me wrong. I have to go, feeling a little emotional. “I just want this country to be a better place”. sniff, sniff.
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