My Garbage Can is Really Heavy!
May 9th, 2007
Normally I have no problem picking up my garbage cans on Monday and taking out the garbage. However, when I went to pick up one of my garbage cans I could barely lift it. I was perplexed to say the least. Have I gotton that out of shape where a simple garbage can is that heavy? I know I am a “big eater” but geez! I can’t be that much of a big eater. I opened up the lid and I didn’t see anything that would make it so heavy. Wait! Maybe water had gotton in the can. Pheeww!. See, I’m not that out of shape I thought to myself.
Carefully I tipped the can over to spill some of the water out…Nothing. No water came out of the can. Still, I could barely lift the sucker. So, I put on some gloves and starting taking the garbage out piece by piece. It was now a matter of solving a mystery. (at 7:00 AM) Why was this garbabe can so freakin heavy?
A note to women all over the world…Please don’t throw away bricks in the garbage. Bricks are not to be thrown away in a garbage can. I pulled out 10 bricks from the bottom. WTF? At this time, I still don’t know if this was a cruel carefully constructed plan, or my woman is taking drugs.
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