Scott’s Blog Experience

Anyone in local Peoria has read/heard the story about School Board Member Alicia Butler getting caught in a little white lie about having two degrees from Bradly University, when she did not.

So, in good spirits I have decided to post my resume in hopes District 150 School Board might hire me.

Ojective: To obtain total power! Take the city of Peoria hostage for……ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Than clone myself into a Mini Me.

Education:1980-1986 Completed and graduated from Faber University and the Delta House Faternity, where I graduated with honors. (except for a little incident at the homecoming parade, toga party, and sleeping with Dean Wemers wife)

Work Experience1988 -1989 I have no idea what happened during this year. I fell asleep in my car with a drink in my hand, and next thing I knew it was 1990. But I’m sure I did something great.

1990-1997Member of the Board of Directors for PACE (Peoria Area Community Events). My accomplishments included inventing; Taste Of Peoria, Steamboat Days, and the Louie, Louie Parade (my days at Faber gave me that idea)

1997-2003Was abducted by an Alien Space Craft, and lost several years of my life. However, on a side note. We put together a counter strike after the invasion and kicked there ass. They made a documentary of it called “Independance Day”.

2003-PresentDemolision Consultant. I have bought several properties and I’m going to tear them down. You should do it, it’s a lot of fun. I also work for Dynamic Graphics, where they didn’t check my shit either.

HobbiesHobbies include Ghost writing for the Peoria Pundit. I also have written screenplays such as Liar, Liar, The Hoax.

ReferencesUmmm, available only if the Journal Star checks on any of my qualifications.

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