Snow Blizzard Kills My Christmas Deer
December 1st, 2006
Tragic news out of Peoira, Il today. The first major snow storm to hit this year has taken it’s first victim. The Janz family suffered a fatal loss of thier beloved Christmas Deer, who lit up the front yard for all to enjoy this Holiday Season.
The Deer apparently lost it’s will to live somewhere between 12:30 AM - 6:00 AM. Although reports are sketchy at this time, Janz is perplexed as to how the Deer could just colapse and get burried under 9 inches of snow. Even the Deer’s mechanical head stopped moving. (left to right, left to right, left to right)
Janz had some comments after nieghbors called Janz to tell him, the deer looked dead.
”G___ D____ IT! I just bought that M_____ F______ Deer and put about 6 steaks in the ground to hold it up. What the F______”!!!!
The snow storm has dropped almost a foot of snow in the Midwest leaving many stranded with their parents who are STILL visiting for the Thanksgiving Holiday. AAAHHHHHHH!!!
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